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Best*Mothers Day Funny Quotes For Cards 2017.

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Mothers Day Funny Quotes For Cards

Mothers Day Funny Quotes For Cards.

  • A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after

 

  • My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum-security twilight home in Australia.

 

  • The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

 

  • My mom used to say it doesn’t matter how many kids you have…because one kid’ll take up 100% of your time so more kids can’t possibly take up more than 100% of your time.

 

  • Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.

 

  • Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

 

  • “The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents.”
    -John J. Plomp

 

  • “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.
    Then I want to move in with them.”
    -Phyllis Diller

 

  • “There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.”
    -Chinese Proverb

 

  • “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen.
    When they’re finished, I climb out.”
    -Erma Bombeck
  • “It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder, and violence every single day should be avoided entirely. But the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
  • “My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn’t have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.”
  • My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.”
  • “Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment
    to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.”
    -Anon
  • Funny Mothers Day Quotes:“The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers.
    The original meal has never been found.”
    Calvin Trillin
  • “Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.”
    Anon+

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